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Arkham Advertiser
Vol I.
* * *June 11, 1994
Issue 1

Most of Missing Tourists Found
Still No Heads ARKHAM -- Late Sunday night, authorities discovered the bodies of the nine missing Canadian tourists that disappeared earlier this month. None of the bodies had their heads, and the search for those continues. The decapitated remains were found in an abandoned hotel off of Route 9 on the way to Dunwich. One anonymous source claims that the bodies were arranged in the shape of a massive tilde, generating speculation that the killer (or killers) are of hispanic descent. Investigation Police Suspect Drifters
More than a week ago, the tourists from Montreal were discovered to be missing from the Arkham Bed and Breakfast where they were scheduled to stay through the end of the month.
At the time, the authorities speculated that the tourists were either exploring the beautiful countryside, or had merely had their fill of the Inn, and its
eccentric owner.
Zelda Hershwitz, proprieter of the Arkham Bed and Breakfast has filed charged against the Office of the Constabulary for their remarks. They are currently investigating those charges as well. In the meantime, the search for the Tourists' remains continues. "Those heads have got to be around here, somewhere", said Captain Stanley, of the
Tourists, page 2
DUNWICH -- Selectman Peter Lori is intent on stopping the owners of Squich, Inc., from profiting on the sale of land swapped by the town a year ago on the premise that the company would increase jobs at its leather manufacturing plant on Queen Anne Road.
Instead, citing the inability to attract qualified employees, Squich closed the Dunwich plant
and moved to a huge mill building in Federal Hill in April. Last week, Lori, fellow Selectmen Hubert Hughes and Town Administrator Wayne Harville met with Squich owner Marlowe Straker in Federal Hill and asked him to trade the land back to the town. The Selectmen have yet to return, so news of their success is still forthcoming.
Squich, page 3
Innsmouth Not Popular Among Vacation Spots

By Chadwick Pabodie
A recent poll of New England residents has determined that the seaside town of Innsmouth is not high on anyone's list of places to visit. In fact, the town didn't make anyone's list at all.
Innsmouth, page 9

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