SPONGE
Armory: Unconventional Weapons
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Tabasco Hot Pepper Sauce
Hot Pepper Sauce
Effectiveness: Interdimensional Evocative
Knowing what this spicy sauce does to a human being, Kilroy quickly surmised that it might prove effective when he and Barney were attacked by ghouls at the Arkham House of Steaks and Donuts.
Range: 0'-10' (can be applied to arrowheads and bullets, or put in water balloons)

Air freshener
Air Freshener
Effectiveness: Incorporeal
Still unable to determine why, SPONGE has found that Deep Ones are particularly vulnerable to the chemical effects of the fragrant spray. The potpourri scent seems to be the most powerful, and best smelling.
Range: 0'-2' (effectiveness deteriorates beyond 2')

Kazoo
Kazoo
Effectiveness: Interdimensional Incorporeal
The maddening flute-like sounds of the agents of evil Elder beings can only be combatted by the pleasing tones of a kazoo. "Baby Elephant Walk" works the best, but tends to drive people just as insane after prolonged exposure.
Range: 0'-30' ("Baby Elephant Walk" can be detected beyond 30' in some cases)

Bubblewrap
Bubblewrap
Effectiveness: Interdimensional
Although not deadly, this handy packing material wreaks havoc on the digestive system of extra-dimensional entities.
Range: 0' (useless as a projectile weapon)

1st Bank of Arkham Credit Card
1st Bank of Arkham Credit Card
Effectiveness: Interdimensional
Barney has successfully killed an Astral Lamprey, and a Hound of Tindalos with this credit card, so even though it has long since expired, he keeps it in his wallet.
Range: 0' (more useless than Bubblewrap when thrown)

Wasabi
Wasabi
Effectiveness: Extra-Terrestrial
Not thoroughly tested yet, but reports from the HN indicate that it is highly potent against Migo. It is also effective for keeping Frank West from attending group outings (he can't stand it).
Range: 0'-10' (a specially-designed Wasabi hurling device is being tested, with a range of 35')

Yarn
Yarn
Effectiveness: Interdimensional Evocative
A dangerous weapon for any occasion. Besides, no one likes the taste of yarn.
Range: 0' (see Bubblewrap)

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