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From the desk of
Dr. Howard Tillinghast
Arkham Asylum



Dear Dr. Bustoffson,

   As you know, next week is the end of the fiscal year, 
and I feel I must point out that more than a third of 
our operating budget is spent on caring for individuals 
previously in your employ.
   Now, while I would not begin to suggest that you are 
directly responsible for their condition, I do think you 
will agree that it is in your best interests to assist 
us in any way possible with finding ways of offsetting 
the costs of the high quality of care we provide.
   Please meet with me at your earliest convenience to 
discuss possible fundraising efforts we may jointly 
participate in.  I think we can rule out another 
carnival, as the presense of clowns was especially 
trying for Mr. Kramer.
   
My warmest regards,

Howard Tillinghast

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