From the desk of
Dr. Howard Tillinghast
Arkham Asylum
Dear Dr. Bustoffson,
As you know, next week is the end of the fiscal year,
and I feel I must point out that more than a third of
our operating budget is spent on caring for individuals
previously in your employ.
Now, while I would not begin to suggest that you are
directly responsible for their condition, I do think you
will agree that it is in your best interests to assist
us in any way possible with finding ways of offsetting
the costs of the high quality of care we provide.
Please meet with me at your earliest convenience to
discuss possible fundraising efforts we may jointly
participate in. I think we can rule out another
carnival, as the presense of clowns was especially
trying for Mr. Kramer.
My warmest regards,
Howard Tillinghast
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